Taylor Swift Fifteen? No, Fifty: Key of Awesome #15
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bit.ly - Taylor Swift is reaching out to a broader audience! After the success of her song "Fifteen" she uses her vast knowledge of the human condition to capture what its like to be a middle aged man. Like this song? Buy the Key of Awesome album on iTunes! bit.ly Written by Mark Douglas Fifty You walk into the office and pull yourself together For a meeting with your a-hole boss He tells you that youre fired, but he calls it retired He says Sorry but weve gotta cut costs You start screaming like a fool You trash your cubicle And they have to call security You see a hot girl by the curb And you try to flirt with her But she thinks you need help crossing the street When youre fifty Sometimes you drink till you pass out on the floor Now your livers destroyed and youve got hemorrhoids And you can barely get it up anymore MIKE Aww cmon that only happened once! Shut up, Taylor Swift? TAYLOR Fifty TAYLOR Youre kids think youre lame and they cant hide their shame When youre with them in public place And your wife can hardly stand you she always reprimands you And your son calls you a douchebag to your face And then youve finally had enough You say, son you think youre tough? You think that you can whoop your dad? Hes says, No Id rather not. You say, gimme your best shot. And then he kicks you in the nads When your 50 MIKE Hey shut up! Ill sing a verse your stupid song? Youve got squinty little eyes, and you sound crappy live Kanye was drunk but he wasnt wrong And you sucked on ...
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May 5th, 2010 - 10:03
what was the boss watching at the computer xD, anyways nice video guys:D
May 5th, 2010 - 10:10
can you make fun of haylee willams LOL my friend wants that
soooo yeah XD
May 5th, 2010 - 11:07
that 50 yo is a total dilf =P
May 5th, 2010 - 11:26
Hahaah yea!!!! Taylor Swift is a bitch and DID SUCK at the grammys!!!!!! Hahhaahhhaaa!!!!!
May 5th, 2010 - 11:55
Hentai PC 0:13 O.O
May 5th, 2010 - 12:17
man at tht part when there at the bus stop she looked like amanda seyfreid!
May 5th, 2010 - 12:42
HAHAHAHA… shes pretty!
May 5th, 2010 - 12:51
my favorite part is 1:14 to 2:05
May 5th, 2010 - 13:35
Emeinem (lose ur self)
May 5th, 2010 - 14:14
@ispeakpirate i mean 0:13
May 5th, 2010 - 15:05
haha look at the computer at 0:22
May 5th, 2010 - 15:16
look at his labtop at 0:11 vote up if u see it
May 5th, 2010 - 15:54
This is awsome
May 5th, 2010 - 16:10
ll i luv the key of awesome
May 5th, 2010 - 16:46
lol i just noticed that at 0:13 the boss has a hot girl as a background
May 5th, 2010 - 16:52
Ur right this video sucks
May 5th, 2010 - 17:15
this sucks
May 5th, 2010 - 17:28
I love this
May 5th, 2010 - 17:41
Lol look at the boss’s desktop background
May 5th, 2010 - 18:03
I think this one of the best parody
but the parent is the same like in the parody of Lady Gaga Bad romance 
May 5th, 2010 - 18:19
this isnt the person who done JB nd Ke$ha nd lady gaga is it???? if it isnt tell me who it is plz cause she is kwl like the other girl, o nd of corse u duh
May 5th, 2010 - 18:29
I watched it online at home. It was [ hd-movieFFnet ](change FF to a dot). It was a good quality copy.
May 5th, 2010 - 19:25
@KristinJelly WHAT MOVIE? SPAM BUSTED hahaha
May 5th, 2010 - 19:42
lol xD
May 5th, 2010 - 19:43
I Saw this movie on [ WatchMoreNowCCnet ](replace CC with a dot), Great Quality, Free Streaming. Good site for you if you love to watch movies online.