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5Jan/110

How come my DROID X says it only has 87 free ram when it has a total of 512?

Added to Gadgets on January 5, 2011  |   Leave a Comment 

How come my DROID X says it only has 87 free ram when it has a total of 512? Im running android 2.2 Froyo stock on my Droid X. When I use advanced task killer (rechild) it tells me i only have 87 free ram but I know the Droid X has 500 something. Why [...]

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20Sep/104

Girlfriend says she want to break up how can i prevent it?

Added to College on September 20, 2010  |   4 Comments 

Reader question: Well on myspace I was being a dumbass and sent her message that says I can’t love you anymore. Then she sent back saying oh ok this relationship is over. Then i replied no i still love you and will never break your heart girl. She replied ok so i gotta break up [...]

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17Sep/101

Melvin Says There’s Monsters iPad App Review

Added to Gadgets on September 17, 2010  |   1 Comment 

Exclusive video! Blog: crazymikesapps.com iTunes Channel bit.ly Cost: $2.99 Category: Books Developer: Out To Play Entertainment Inc.

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10Sep/100

Auto Insurance Companies Says No To Drunk Driving

Added to College on September 10, 2010  |   Leave a Comment 

During the holiday seasons or any season in particular, there is no way that parties and family gatherings would be avoided. This is the only season and time of the year wherein one person could see and be in touch with their families and loved ones. Along with those gatherings are mouth-watering dishes and of [...]

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4Sep/102

why are there signs on the door that says Must be unlocked during business hours?

Added to College on September 4, 2010  |   2 Comments 

Reader question: I mean i know historically why (the fire of the factory). but seriousloy at retail stores why the f do you need that? only a dumbass woulod keep there retail doors locked! there should be a waiver for those stupid signs!

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12Aug/104

Is you’re menstrul blood harmful to the body? Like what if you sniff it in. My dumbass uncle says it can….?

Added to College on August 12, 2010  |   4 Comments 

Reader question: Is you’re menstrul blood harmful to the body? Like what if you sniff it in. My dumbass uncle says it can it can cause disease if you inhale it or something. i dont sniff in from the pad but it in the trash can and he says theres an odor.

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30Jul/1025

Marc Rudov Says Boycott Valentine’s Day!

Added to Relationships on July 30, 2010  |   25 Comments 

Exclusive video! Men must boycott Valentine’s Day! Why? It’s all about women, and it’s forced generosity — both oxymoronic and moronic. The eunuchs who obsequiously cave in to this artificial, overpriced day of phony romance are afraid their women will cut off sex — validating my claim that dating and marriage are nothing more than [...]

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28Jul/100

New Ford Vehicles For 2007 Says Fields

Added to Rides on July 28, 2010  |   Leave a Comment 

Mark Fields, the executive vice president and the president of the Ford Motor Company Americas, has recently sent out a statement refuting the report given out by Wall Street. According to Wall Street, the auto company is very slow in doing restructuring. Aside from this, the business organization also claims that the Ford Motor Company [...]

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23Jul/1025

$2000 Gold in 2009 says Peter Schiff

Added to Relationships on July 23, 2010  |   25 Comments 

Exclusive video! Crash Proof author Peter Shiff. Oil/Gold relationship. American national debt.

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17Jul/1025

iPad: Steve Jobs Says “I Hate Buttons” (Civil Disobedience with Wez Apple Tablet)

Added to Gadgets on July 17, 2010  |   25 Comments 

Exclusive video! www.youtube.com Click above to watch Civil Disobedience with Wez: Is Pr0nz Better For Kids Than Games? iPad: Steve Jobs Says “I Hate Buttons” (Civil Disobedience with Wez Special Edition!) Wez gives Machinima his take on the newly announced Apple iPad, with some Steve Jobs love thrown in. DIRECTOR’S CHANNEL: www.youtube.com —————————————— Follow Machinima [...]

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Completed unsolicited and worthless random fact:
Jean-Claude Van Damme was the alien in the original “PREDATOR” in almost all the jumping and climbing scenes.

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