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14Apr/110

How often do people get arrested for accidentally purchasing a fake ticket via a scalper?

Added to College on April 14, 2011  |   Leave a Comment 

How often do people get arrested for accidentally purchasing a fake ticket via a scalper? I’ve heard quite a few stories of people showing up at the gate, only to be rejected. I’ve also heard a couple of stories regarding people who somehow get arrested for doing such a thing. Anyone know? Best answer: Answer [...]

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27Feb/115

People Looking over Bargains Among Merchandise Placed in Minnesota Street and on Side-Walks by Merchants in New Ulm Minnesota, During Their Annual Crazy Days Sale…

Added to College on February 27, 2011  |   5 Comments 

crazy: People Looking over Bargains Among Merchandise Placed in Minnesota Street and on Side-Walks by Merchants in New Ulm Minnesota, During Their Annual Crazy Days Sale… Original Caption: People Looking over Bargains Among Merchandise Placed in Minnesota Street and on Side-Walks by Merchants in New Ulm Minnesota, During Their Annual Crazy Days Sale. The Bulk [...]

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16Feb/1117

Why aren’t white straight people aware that hate crime legislation covers them also?

Added to Gadgets on February 16, 2011  |   17 Comments 

Why aren’t white straight people aware that hate crime legislation covers them also? Here is a link to the part of the FBI website that explains it. http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_04/offenses_reported/hate_crime/index.html So you see if a gay black man attacks straight white people because he hates “those white breeder crackers” He could and would have his sentence increased [...]

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21Sep/101

What’s the name of the software on the blackberry website that lets people download music onto the blackberry?

Added to Gadgets on September 21, 2010  |   1 Comment 

Reader question: Since I have a mac computer, I have to go to the blackberry website & download the software. But I can’t remember the name of it.

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20Sep/104

Why do miserable people feel the need to come on here and give everyone dumb a$$ answers?

Added to College on September 20, 2010  |   4 Comments 

Reader question: I have noticed alot on here that sometimes if you ask a question there is always that one A$$ who has to make a dumbass remark…could that be because your all miserable and the only time you have balls to say anything is when your behind the computer?? IDK sounds like that to [...]

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19Sep/109

Why are people only talking about Tiger Woods?

Added to College on September 19, 2010  |   9 Comments 

Reader question: Is anyone else aware of the fact that yes, sure, Tiger Woods is a dumbass and he did something I don’t even care about, but while we’re all focusing about poor old Tiger Woods, 30,000 troops have recently been deployed to Afghanistan? I think that sentence was hard to follow.

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17Sep/102

How do you think nintendo lead a innovator in gaming and how it change the interation between people and comp?

Added to Gaming on September 17, 2010  |   2 Comments 

Reader question: How do you think nintendo change the iteration between people and computer and video games. And do you think the nintendo wii could help in some people in there healthy and how and why?

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16Sep/101

How do I stop Twitter from sending me updates from the people I’m following to my phone?

Added to Social Netwoiking on September 16, 2010  |   1 Comment 

Reader question: I’m not near a computer and I dun wanna wake up every time I hear the phone ring for Twitter.. How do I just silence the tweeds for a few hours from my phone?

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16Sep/101

What happened to the multiplayer game on facebook where you could fly airplanes with other people and shoot?

Added to Social Netwoiking on September 16, 2010  |   1 Comment 

Reader question: Well I got a facebook today and I remember this awesome airplane game I had seen my step dad playing on facebook. It is with other people and you get to shoot other people down. I remember searching it on the facebook search in the corner and I guess they took away this [...]

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15Sep/1025

Who Are the People of Taqwa? – Nouman Ali Khan

Added to College on September 15, 2010  |   25 Comments 

Exclusive video! Khutbah by Br. Nouman Ali Khan on Feb. 13, 2009 at IIOC titled: “Who Are the People of Taqwa (Muttaqeen)?” Nouman is the founder and CEO of Bayyinah, as well as the lead instructor for a number of Bayyinah courses including the ‘Fundamentals of Classical Arabic’ and ‘Divine Speech’. His first exposure to [...]

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Completed unsolicited and worthless random fact:
Samuel Clemens’s pseudonym “Mark Twain” was the nickname of a riverboat pilot about whom Clemens wrote a needless nasty satirical piece. Apparently, Clemens felt guilty later and adopted the nom de plume as some sort of expiation. The phrase “mark twain” from which the river pilot got his name does not mean two fathoms (twelve feet.)

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