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20Mar/112

I am a dumbass who cant comprehend historical events. Can someone please summarize the cold war?

Added to College on March 20, 2011  |   2 Comments 

I am a dumbass who cant comprehend historical events. Can someone please summarize the cold war? AS SIMPLY AS POSSIBLE. And possibly provide some examples of Americans being scared of communism and why. Best answer: Answer by R g2 options: 1. Waste of time (a big scare for a whole lot of nothing) or 2. [...]

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23Sep/109

Biggest Dumbass? Skip Bayless or Bill Walton?

Added to College on September 23, 2010  |   9 Comments 

Reader question: Im curious- I thought Walton was #1 but apparently he has competition Walton is an idiot 4 sure… any thoughts?

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23Sep/104

Blubbery dumbass, is being pitifull!?

Added to College on September 23, 2010  |   4 Comments 

Reader question: I have an ANNOYING 12 year old on my back, and i blocked and removed her from my contacts, like she told me, and then she sent me a chat request, im confuzzled, what should i do?

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23Sep/1023

Who thinks that Robert Pattison is a complete dumbass and she isn’t even good looking?

Added to College on September 23, 2010  |   23 Comments 

Reader question: Have you ever seen him in an interview? He has never said anything clever or funny. He doesn’t even have a good body… his “six pack” is spray painted and have you ever seen him without a shirt, he’s flabby! I could take him in like a second! and he is a dumbass!!! [...]

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23Sep/1014

My dumbass friends did a bunch of surveys online so he could get this free crap and now these survey things…

Added to College on September 23, 2010  |   14 Comments 

Reader question: wont stop calling me, im gettin really pissed, i ask them to take me off a list but a new number calls me ,and my friend did only like ten surveys but more andd more call, i tell themn to take me off there list, but then another ones calls and its gone [...]

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23Sep/105

Do you think I’m a dumbass?

Added to College on September 23, 2010  |   5 Comments 

Reader question: Hi there! Ok,so I’m 14,and I barley even know how to divide a 3 digit number,and I’m supposed ta be in 8th grade,when only I’m like on a 3rd grade level,probably not even that!! My dumb ass bitchy mother doesn’t even care,she blames my younger brother and I for not knowing a 8th [...]

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22Sep/1011

Is my report bad? Am I a dumbass?

Added to College on September 22, 2010  |   11 Comments 

Reader question: Help! I am so devastated at the moment. My report is so bad and I feel like such a dumbass. I dont feel like just giving up. I’m about to cry. Is my report that bad that my parents wont talk to me ever again? English – C Mathematics – A Science – [...]

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22Sep/107

Okay so this will probably make me sound like such a dumbass?

Added to College on September 22, 2010  |   7 Comments 

Reader question: What do the mesurements stand for…? Like 32-25-27, 34-24-34? which part of the body or what ever lol.

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22Sep/107

what is the meaning of dumbass?

Added to College on September 22, 2010  |   7 Comments 

Reader question:

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22Sep/106

ok i might sound like a complete dumbass butttttt….?

Added to College on September 22, 2010  |   6 Comments 

Reader question: is there really a titanic 2 and 3 full movie coming out? or is out whatever lol and no need for mean answers i know i’m a dumbass for asking this i know leonardo and kate winslet are in a new movie together but i was on youtube and saw titanic 2 where [...]

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The pet ferret (Mustela putorias furo) was domesticated more than 500 years before the house cat.

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