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What is the best way to join the homeland security or the border patrol ?
Added to Security on September 16, 2010 | 
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Reader question: I have a good security backround and I am interested of joining United States homeland security. What is the best way join ? I have my certificate in cardiovascular sonography but I have been working in the security and protection industry for more then four years. I have a huge passion and love [...]
Read Article »Classic Huell Howser at the Mexican Border
Added to College on August 17, 2010 | 25 Comments
Exclusive video! Huell Howser does his part for illegal immigration, and remarkably, breaks the laws of two countries at once ! Note, this is in the “COMEDY” section, and I’m a big fan of HH. Also, be aware, if you choose to post a comment on this page “pointing out” how the Mexican fellow was [...]
Read Article »I was arrested for DUI, but plead to reckless driving. Will I be allowed to cross the Canadian border?
Added to College on July 28, 2010 | 2 Comments
Reader question: I was arrested for DUI in 1996, but I plead to reckless driving (dry). I am planning on driving into Canada this summer 2010, will there be a problem entering, even though I was not convicted of DUI?
Read Article »What the hell is President Dumbass going to do with 400 soldiers on the southern border?
Added to College on July 14, 2010 | 17 Comments
Reader question: Yes, folks, not 1200. Assuming there are 3 shifts, there can only be a max of 400 at work at any given time if 1200 is all that idiot is sending.
Read Article »Border Patrol a Call Of Duty 4 machinima
Added to College on May 2, 2010 | 18 Comments
Exclusive video! 2 US patrolmen and 1 dumbass terriorist get into a whole load of annoyance.
Read Article »Border Security Australia’s Frontline S08E04 – Drug Smuggler
Added to Security on April 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment
Exclusive video! I’m a huge fan of these mini series such as: Border Security, Dog Squad, Customs UK, Locked Up Abroad etc.. I am just shocked at some of the methods these desperate mules use just to smuggle in narcotics. Whether you’re female, male, black ,white.. it doesn’t matter. Money makes people do the craziest [...]
Read Article »“Walled In!” Germany’s inner border
Added to Security on April 6, 2010 | 26 Comments
Exclusive video! more: www.dw-world.de For 28 years, a nearly insurmountable barrier kept people from fleeing East Germany. But then, the dramatic night of November 9, 1989, saw the fall of the Wall that divided Germany. Today, it is difficult to imagine what was bitter reality just a few decades ago. For the first time, a [...]
Read Article »TrendyDigital WaterGuard Waterproof Case, Waterproof Cover for Apple iPad, Blue Border
Added to Gadgets on March 5, 2010 | Leave a Comment
Designed specifically for Apple iPad tablet computer (Wifi / 3G Model 16GB, 32GB, 64GB) You can operate the keyboard and navigation interface through the case with ease WaterGuard case protects against water, dust, dirt, sand and other elements. You can wear around neck or shoulder with adjustable strap Great companion when you use your Ipad [...]
Read Article »Chris Hero on Border Security: Australia’s Front Line
Added to Security on February 8, 2010 | 25 Comments
Exclusive video! Chris Hero was stopped by border security (and their reality show camera crew) while trying to enter Australia for a PWA Queensland show in December 2008. More importantly, check out that fantastic Pro Wrestling NOAH luggage bag.
Read Article »Toyota Border Patrol – stopping “soft roaders”
Added to Security on February 6, 2010 | 25 Comments
Exclusive video! Funny (and long) spot highlighting the difference between a real 4WD off-road vehicle versus the stereotypes and pretences of soft-road vehicles.
Read Article »Elvis had a twin brother named Jesse Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis’ middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother.
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