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Raw Video: Groom Updates Relationship Status From Alter

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A Maryland groom wasted no time in telling his family and friends who couldn't attend his wedding that he was officially off the market. After exchanging vows he immediately updated his Facebook and Twitter status to married. (Dec. 02)

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  1. Only in the US can some dumbshit spell ALTAR wrong! Plus this is posted on the AP’s Channel. Very Professional!

  2. You’re acting like it wasnt planned from long before the wedding. Chill out guys

  3. what a douchebag

  4. Well at least the wedding wasn’t boring.

  5. there going to get divorced…or live a long and unhappy life

  6. …That was stupid as fuck, I weep for the future.

  7. What a tool. Please wake me when stories about stupid, classless people doing stupid, classless things are no longer newsworthy. But it’ll never happen because these morons will have moron kids who will likewise revel in their stupidity with some dumb stunt, then pass their moron gene right on down the line.

    Sadly, there is no cure for the common moron.

  8. That bride is an idiot for tolerating that crap. It’s far from funny. I would have knocked him on his ass.

  9. Pffffffff
    idiot stupid man ….
    Welcome to a New World Order !

  10. We are doomed.

  11. watch my video it is too funny

  12. complete loser

  13. stupid…

  14. no your a pile of dog shit waiting to be scooped up and placed in the garbage pale

  15. fuck love.

  16. wow. just wow.

  17. can i pluck u?

  18. that is not funny, how is this funny???
    thats dumb

  19. omg welcome to the 21st century.

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  21. I believe I am a cute flower waiting to be plucked

  22. Funny now but in a few years these two will look back and feel like idiots.

  23. I think this is awesome and cute. Clearly it was planned beforehand, cause he had a phone for her too.

    Happiness to them both :)

  24. yeah cause this is a representative of the entire US.

  25. IT’S ON FACEBOOK!! it is now offical!!!!!1


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