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MITCH FANS READ THIS: Some of you may notice a line from Mitch Hedberg(reworded).Rest in Peace, I consider it a tribute, he was one of the best comedians around. He was an inspiration to me so I like to use his jokes subtly sometimes when they fit into my act. This is just a rant. I rant about some strange things. Enjoy.

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  1. Nice Mitch Hedberg reference there brah

  2. Turn Left Sucka XD

  3. WE ALL WANT TO KICK MIDGETS!

  4. hahaha

  5. Falling down on an escalator going upwards will be like, Infinite fall?

  6. OMG, me too: I can’t stand when the idiot at the front of a left-turn lane lineup just sits there when the light turns green. Everyone’s honking at him and he still doesn’t move, and by the time he does, it’s too late for anyone else.

    When I’m at the front of a left-turn lane, I always accelerate as fast as I can the very instant that the arrow starts blinking. Just to give the poor bastard 4 cars back from me a chance. Haha.

  7. Yea yummy i have one lady yelled at me and was like WAT r u doing r u dumb u could kill some one

  8. what happened? did you fall down or something?

  9. yes it didn’t work out to well =(

  10. i run down the upp escalaters. its so funn and i never get to the bottom but the old ladies get pissed at me cause i get in the way. has anyone else tried that?

  11. I hate escalators

  12. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! this is one of ur funniest videos!!!!!!!!!!

  13. nice

  14. turn left turn left hahaha LOL!!!

  15. Your beanie rules

  16. I order the club sandwich all the time, and I’m not even a member man. I don’t know how I get away with it.

  17. your canadianism is funny

  18. put “we all want to kick midgets” and “escalators don’t break, they just turn into stair” on your merchandise :L

  19. Fluffee! Buy an HD camcorder! lol

  20. Escalators never really break, they just turn into staris.. O.o

  21. when you say fuckin it makes me laugh

  22. Hey dude, buy a person to shop for you and avoid the escalators
    ????

  23. i like fluffee, shaved etc!


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