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MITCH FANS READ THIS: Some of you may notice a line from Mitch Hedberg(reworded).Rest in Peace, I consider it a tribute, he was one of the best comedians around. He was an inspiration to me so I like to use his jokes subtly sometimes when they fit into my act. This is just a rant. I rant about some strange things. Enjoy.
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January 21st, 2010 - 03:39
Nice Mitch Hedberg reference there brah
January 21st, 2010 - 03:50
Turn Left Sucka XD
January 21st, 2010 - 04:00
WE ALL WANT TO KICK MIDGETS!
January 21st, 2010 - 04:14
hahaha
January 21st, 2010 - 04:47
Falling down on an escalator going upwards will be like, Infinite fall?
January 21st, 2010 - 05:24
OMG, me too: I can’t stand when the idiot at the front of a left-turn lane lineup just sits there when the light turns green. Everyone’s honking at him and he still doesn’t move, and by the time he does, it’s too late for anyone else.
When I’m at the front of a left-turn lane, I always accelerate as fast as I can the very instant that the arrow starts blinking. Just to give the poor bastard 4 cars back from me a chance. Haha.
January 21st, 2010 - 05:47
Yea yummy i have one lady yelled at me and was like WAT r u doing r u dumb u could kill some one
January 21st, 2010 - 06:36
what happened? did you fall down or something?
January 21st, 2010 - 07:29
yes it didn’t work out to well =(
January 21st, 2010 - 08:21
i run down the upp escalaters. its so funn and i never get to the bottom but the old ladies get pissed at me cause i get in the way. has anyone else tried that?
January 21st, 2010 - 09:01
I hate escalators
January 21st, 2010 - 09:57
lmfao
January 21st, 2010 - 10:52
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! this is one of ur funniest videos!!!!!!!!!!
January 21st, 2010 - 10:58
nice
January 21st, 2010 - 11:49
turn left turn left hahaha LOL!!!
January 21st, 2010 - 12:44
Win.
January 21st, 2010 - 13:18
Your beanie rules
January 21st, 2010 - 13:39
I order the club sandwich all the time, and I’m not even a member man. I don’t know how I get away with it.
January 21st, 2010 - 13:57
your canadianism is funny
January 21st, 2010 - 14:36
put “we all want to kick midgets” and “escalators don’t break, they just turn into stair” on your merchandise :L
January 21st, 2010 - 15:24
Fluffee! Buy an HD camcorder! lol
January 21st, 2010 - 15:52
Escalators never really break, they just turn into staris.. O.o
January 21st, 2010 - 16:16
when you say fuckin it makes me laugh
January 21st, 2010 - 17:01
Hey dude, buy a person to shop for you and avoid the escalators
????
January 21st, 2010 - 17:06
i like fluffee, shaved etc!