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29Dec/0925

NooBTooB Episode 69 – Rock Band, Mass Effect, Uncharted

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  1. i finished uncharted in 9 h

  2. ADHD kicks in for me sometimes
    and i notice i forget what game u guys are rating when your tearing
    it apart 20 mins through,its happend a few times lol i wish you guys had the game in your hands or on display somewhere during the more hardcore rants ,plus it would be nice to get a glance at the game boxes etc.,maybe im used to televised reviews with the subject title displayed somewhere besides the video name,,would also be nice to have other things to look at–,thx for the awsome vids! 8)

  3. Yeah i thought it was shit too could never understand what all the fuss was about.

  4. Haha yeah, it’s better if you play Dragon Age or Fallout 3 pusho, because BG is a very old series. The games are great but not exactly up to date with current developments if you know what i’m saying. I just brought up Baldur’s Gate because it was their biggest title of the time.

  5. Unfortunately i own neither but i think that maybe i should go out and buy them now =d. I can’t say that this game is better than any of those games but in my opinion it is still up there with them, obviously your view differs

  6. Well Im going to give you a comparison, Fallout 3 took me 110 hours to finish on my first playthrough. Mass Effect took 12 hours (including time for dicking around with side mission and exploration), and it had only a few very shallow classes. Now compare that to Baldur’s Gate if you ever played it, and the disappointment just grows. These new RPGs have sacrificed all game depth for flash and cinematics. You were given at least three different dialouge options for each conversation, same result.

  7. There’s not a whole lot of other games that i know of that have that amount of content these days apart from oblivion, dragon origins etc. But now that i think about it i can see how it might not appeal to some but in the end i guess it comes to personal opinions and choices

  8. The depth was the sheer mass of the game there was a lot of content, granted all but the main mission worlds were almost the same but the codex for example has so much content in there you could write a book about it. You can replay through the game several times using different character classes and i’m sure you noticed the rather large amount of NPC’s in the game.
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  9. Yeah that is true, but didn’t you think it was very shallow? Where was the depth exactly cause I finished the game and did pretty much everything except for the DLC.

  10. Wow dude talk about hate……I can’t see how you can hate it that much, sure the combat needs a bit of work, but the voice acting, the story line and the depth of the game those are qualities that easily make up for the combat being too easy. This game isn’t intended to be a full blown RPG nor a TPS. If you weren’t into half RPG half TPS or whatever then why did you bother buying it? There are some qualities that could be improved on but every game has small aspects like that. It’s a great game

  11. The game should be called Ass Effect, because it disturbs the bowels. I’m sorry, enough hate but this game actually pisses me off. Worst buy ever. Even worse than GTA IV for the PC.

  12. Choosing classes in Mass Effect is about as deep as choosing between a schmeisser and a garand in Call of Duty. Fuck that game up its narrow ass, it sets a disturbing trend in RPGs that should be buried. Shallow and casual are not elements an RPG should have. Now compare Mass Effect to Fallout 3, its like comparing a childrens soccer team to Barcelona or Real Madrid. Thank god for Dragon Age though ..

  13. Mass Effect actually made me angry. I was fucking angry after playing it. It was so bad, 12 hours to finish (for an RPG!!!), generic combat, piss easy, generic settings, horrible story. And they charge kids nowadays full price for a piece of tard like that when we got to play epic RPGs like Fallout 1 and 2 and Baldur’s Gate at their age, these new players have no idea what a real RPG should be. It is so bland and casual that I was surprised a company like Bioware were behind it.

  14. yeah which is why he loves Rock Band.

  15. Agreed I loved Mass Effect too. Can’t wait for the 2nd one. Screw Christmas; January is gunna kick ass! :P

  16. right on

    Mass Effect rocks

  17. After 163 episodes I’m surprised you’ve come to _that_ conclusion :)

  18. I loved Mass Effect, my kind of game. I’m a RPG nerd. xD

  19. I hated mass effect. bought it used at gamestop so I could return it and get my money back so I bought Fable2 instead.

  20. “Rock u like a hurricane” *indian accent* hahahaha hilarious!

  21. This episode is great!
    And tobin I have heard of people getting killed for erasing the songs on peoples ipod. So be cearful. yuzo got lucky xD

  22. Cool, Crysis had some pretty sweet jungles for a game. Unchartered 2 looks great, not a big fan of the 3rd person shooter though

  23. the second did

  24. in Uncharted, I’ve actually seen the AI try to dodge my bullets! I NEVER have seen that in a shooter.

  25. Yeah the jungles look great, but they do beat Crysis? :)


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