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   MsLolgeek
   July 10th, 2010 - 21:34

   @costelmac wat about people who don’t believe in your god? or any god? you cant outlaw something because religion says it shouldnt be. your opinion is great and all, but if a religion out there says gays are okay. By not allowing same sex marriage because of what the Bible says, its choosing a religion over another. divorce isnt allowed by the bible, yet its legal so if its against your religion dont do it, but that shouldnt deprive others (who dont believe in that religion)
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   Vampified
   July 10th, 2010 - 21:49

   @free2bfierce
   “…you are insane”
   “God made… people.”

   Ok.
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   PrincessaSophie
   July 10th, 2010 - 22:33

   I think they need to parody some of the morons commenting on Onion videos.
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   sentstuff05
   July 10th, 2010 - 23:30

   I’m only surprised this is the Onion cuz…you know loads of people actually think this.
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   Azrael666Azazel
   July 10th, 2010 - 23:52

   omg i actually thought this was real, watching it on another site and didn’t see the onion logo until the end. i actually thought it was real up until the end though lol well at least the onion can make things realistically though its scary how i actually believed that someone would be willing to pass a law like that. speaking as a gay guy i wouldn’t get a gender change surgery just to get married. that would be very far, too far for me.
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   WhtMike2006
   July 11th, 2010 - 00:28

   @hikaru678 LOL. It’s the Onion. Yea it’s fake.
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   narurto2
   July 11th, 2010 - 00:49

   @free2bfierce God?Pfft…God didnt make anything but bullshit religions.
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   MaxDorval
   July 11th, 2010 - 01:26

   @free2bfierce why do sodomy today means buttsex? why do so many groups come to the conclusions that gay will burn in hell for ever? and why dont you try to save my soul knowing that i will burn in hell for my lack of beliefs? im just asking. and i dont see how protestants can worship their pastors when this branch is all about self understanding of the bible… I think thats more the case for catholics but wtv..
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   free2bfierce
   July 11th, 2010 - 01:45

   @MaxDorval “depravity and homosexuality” Wow!!! You’re about as ignorant of the Bible as the fundamentalists who let their PASTORS and REVERENDS become their “god” and never read the Bible for themselves!!! Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because “greed”, “arrogance”,”inhospitality”, “and wickedness (cruelty)” but these are the reasons the BIBLE gives, so you might be a little ignorant to it. just sayin.. The reason God destroyed the cities: Ezekiel 16:49-50,
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    MaxDorval
    July 11th, 2010 - 02:43

    @free2bfierce People in sodom were having buttsex. the dude in the sky destroyed sodom and Gomorrah because of depravity and homosexuality. ur an hypocrite if u believe in the christian god and dont belive that gay people will burn in hell. for myself im an atheist.
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    free2bfierce
    July 11th, 2010 - 02:44

    @MaxDorval Butt sex is not a sin. You are mocking the Bible out of ignorance. “Sodomy” means to “behave as those in the city of Sodom”. They did not have butt sex. This is proof that people don’t read their Bible. Jesus describes the sin of Sodom. It’s NOT but sex.
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    MaxDorval
    July 11th, 2010 - 03:26

    @free2bfierce yea but it is also written that butt sex is a sin so what does your tolerent god ahve to say now? or does he change opinions all the time like a women during her periods?
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    BanjoEclipse
    July 11th, 2010 - 03:49

    @costelmac even though I am not religious, I can agree with you to some extent. Homosexuality is a crime against nature. Sodomy especially. Who can say someone is not perverted if they like to stick it where shit comes out? That is the freaking digestive system, not part of the reproductive system! That is unhealthy and disgusting. If you are driven to do this, you are perverted. There is no denying that.

    But I am not saying hate gays. Accept them as people, but not as homosexuals.
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    BanjoEclipse
    July 11th, 2010 - 03:55

    @free2bfierce how would there be problems if the whole world was straight? Name even 1 way.
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    BanjoEclipse
    July 11th, 2010 - 04:38

    @4shells4 Though i do support gay marriage, i must point out that homosexuality is a perversion. Saying that homosexuality is not a perversion would be saying that pedophilia and bestiality are not perversions.
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    hikaru678
    July 11th, 2010 - 05:24

    This is supposed to be funny right? It’s not serious?
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    timetochilli
    July 11th, 2010 - 05:48

    its funny how these bible freaks only use gays and drugs to fire up their base because politically they have no ideas all their ieas are to help their frends so they use religion to cover it up..wel bitches in religion it also says do not steal!
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    HixXxXxiH
    July 11th, 2010 - 06:39

    1:03 I lauged really hard! °_°
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    SpiderWhiteYT
    July 11th, 2010 - 07:27

    @evanstually Yes, it’s fake.
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    Naddig74
    July 11th, 2010 - 07:31

    Stephen Fry commented that one of the perks of being homosexual is that you _don’t_ have to get married…
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    LilJay03
    July 11th, 2010 - 08:23

    @4N0M4L0U55H1N081 Not to mention it’s hypocritical xD
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    somethingullneverfor
    July 11th, 2010 - 08:52

    This is the stupidist thing I have ever seen, I swear. This disgust me, that congress man.
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    redeemer1kamili
    July 11th, 2010 - 08:57

    @evanstually It is a parody. A “what if extremely crazy people were in power” scenario. That kind of hatred certainly exists. It varies from state to state. Big cities= more tolerance, usually. A wake up call, showing how bad some people “could” be if not kept in check.
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    RJHEllis
    July 11th, 2010 - 09:44

    penis and vagina exchange program?? #LOL 02:24
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    BaddogGK
    July 11th, 2010 - 10:20

    …case and point americans are retarted AWHHAHAHA

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