About

Hi. I’m Jellofart, and this is my blog. Welcome back.

All kinds of people frequently ask me “WTF is Jellofart?” What can I say – it’s unique, just like a snowflake, a vagina or a butthole.  And do you know how hard that is to do nowadays with the Internet? Almost impossible I tell you. Since you obviously have nothing better to do, here is a little bit of background information about me: I am 30ish, male, happily married, major geek, very cool, a little weird and lots of fun. Typical dream guy, right?

Introductions aside, let’s move right along. As I was saying before I interrupted myself, this is my blog. Home is where the hub is. Actually, hubs are outdated these days, but "Home is where the switch is" just doesn't sound good.

Anyway - again - this is where I like to share lots of things with you crazy Internet folks. I know there are lots of people out there doing this sort of thing (all you damn kids), but screw those people. They all suck big time.

I like to think that I am into different things, but I also like to think that I am intelligent and attractive. Some of these things are actually interesting to people other than myself. Hopefully you will agree. If not, no big deal - because I really don't give a rats hairy ass. Take a look around and enjoy yourself. Have some lemonade or whatever makes your flat ball bounce. I think you will like it here. If not, don’t let the Back button hit you on the ass on the way out.

-Yours,
Jellofart

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