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A Final Fantasy Rant
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There are many reasons why Final Fantasy sucks. At least according to Scott, where he dives into all of them in a short-but-eloquent rant.
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February 8th, 2010 - 11:34
Lol I love it when people rant about stuff that’s more successful than they will ever be. They are entitled to their opinion though lawl
February 8th, 2010 - 12:19
Word.
February 8th, 2010 - 12:32
So, so funny. And so true! Final Fantasy is for people who have no real skill or hand eye coordination.
February 8th, 2010 - 13:16
Hahaha love FF, and yet this vid is hilarious. Any guy ranting all pissed off about anything is FUCKING HILARIOUS
February 8th, 2010 - 13:32
Can I just say, I love the FF series, but I love this. LOL. I laughed so hard when the bit about Cloud came up. HAHA. Oh gosh, Cloud would be gay. Haha. And I so laughed when Aeris died. And reset it to watch again. XD
And now, I think I wanna watch Toy Story… LOL
February 8th, 2010 - 14:09
Just cause Japanese people buy them doesn’t mean there awesome. If that were true snuggies wouldn’t have commercials and lil Wayne wouldn’t be a multi-platinum artist.
Also I don’t think he even brought that up.
February 8th, 2010 - 15:06
Tat does not know hs gaming history its proven that final fantasy is the biggest japanese gaming franchise EVER !!!!! ????
February 8th, 2010 - 15:56
thecollision
What’s even funnier is how butthurt fans still ignore the posts acknowledging this vid as a joke.
It takes a special kind of blind fantard to ignore the obvious.
February 8th, 2010 - 15:59
what a homo…
February 8th, 2010 - 16:07
lol I love this. I love Final Fantasy but it isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, mainly cos its about strategy, hence turnbased. Its why my dad doesnt like it. Those are all valid (& hilarious) points. Except maybe for the ‘hot cosplayers’. Some are scarily bad. Others creep me out when u find out that theyre not the sex they look like. I mean when u find out the dude you were talkin to is actually a girl with huge tits, creepy. Even worse when the hot girl u were chattin up turns out to be a guy.
February 8th, 2010 - 16:23
Aww. He’s mad. lol. But it’s one opinion too. Some people like the strategy part of this kinda game. This guy obviously likes more of the. “press x to kick ass” or “i play halo while teabaggin’ my kill and saying ‘no homo’ ” kinda games. But intolerance is no joke men.
February 8th, 2010 - 17:08
i love how some people here are seriously butthurt about the rant. i think it’s hilarious.
February 8th, 2010 - 18:03
haha hees wearing womans jeans xD
look at his ass when he is walking away and u will see what i mean.
February 8th, 2010 - 18:09
this guy is just pissed because he doesn’t actually have a hot girl like he claims. he needs to take his sexual frustration out on a game. and by the way the newer final fantasies aren’t turn base anymore, so he needs to get his facts straight. i’m probably going to email him about this.
February 8th, 2010 - 18:31
hell no. get drunk and high while you can, because once adult life settles in, you’re gonna be full of regret.
i wish i went out more instead of gaming all the time…
February 8th, 2010 - 18:34
FF9 FTW!!!
February 8th, 2010 - 19:28
lolllllllll
February 8th, 2010 - 20:09
the sad part is…. most of this stuff are facts. i still hate 7 though.
February 8th, 2010 - 20:37
final fantasy blows monkey bawlz
February 8th, 2010 - 21:30
@djnajib13579
final fantasy crisis core is also not turn based.
February 8th, 2010 - 22:17
I LOVE final fantasy. Hate to admit it, but this fella is right. its doesn’t make sense, the turn-based battle. a giant metal scorpion wont wait there to see if the hero wants to use fira or not!
February 8th, 2010 - 23:01
I HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!
February 8th, 2010 - 23:04
why are people getting worked up man i LOVE final fantasy but the things he said were hilarious cos theyre true half the characters do look both girl and boy (cecil,vaan,sephiroth,vincent,irvine e.t.c)
but that was funny
February 8th, 2010 - 23:14
this is too funny… ff is the best tho lol
February 9th, 2010 - 00:06
people are actualy getting worked up over this video…where the insult isn’t even direct at themmmm